The Royal Pluralistic Society

You know those guys. The ones who will make a comment like "Well, its our fault you know, we are the ones who have let it become so bad". The problem could be anything, from SOB autodrivers to SOB politicians to SOB cricketers. And by "us" he of course means "everybody belonging to whichever section of society I deem responsible for this awful state of affairs......except me". Then they lie back with an air of smug self-satisfaction like they just cured cancer with one hand and created world peace with the other, all the while farting out lilac-scented perfume in tune to Beethoven's ninth symphony.

This habit of people saying "we" when they really mean "you" is getting out of hand. Ask these people "so why DO you encourage this?" and they will look at you like you asked them to explain the theory of relativity to you in Pig Latin. So of course you would have to elaborate on your statement "why DO you let these people get away with whatever you are so bloody bothered they are getting away with" at which point they start fumbling for answers, eventually coming up with something like "No, by us I mean...not personally...I mean...we as a society...I mean...". Turn on your bullshit detector all the way to eleven and you will be able to cut through the static and hear what he is really trying to say

"See, I am an asshole who likes to make blindingly obvious statements about society in general but since society also includes the people listening to me right now, I want to tack on a 'we' so I don't sound too offensive and people don't take me to be the bitch I really am"

The Why's and the Wherefores

Fuck this shit

I often want to say it, not in snarky hey-it's-cool-I'm-making-a-joke kind of way but because I mean it. Being an easygoing guy in public has its advantages, but problem is, you don't get to vent. So that's what this blog is all about. Me venting. About all the little stupid, moronic fucking things that take me to the edge every bloody day, the retarded asswipes with ballsacs for brains who take pleasure in taking a shit over common sense and human decency and other stuff I just plain don't like. I don't mean to piss anyone off, except those I will be writing about. Cos you know what? You pissed me off first. And if you don't like it, well, too effing bad.